Anonymous asked:
one night i was masturbating and i took my close off and i was putting a screw driver in to my vagina and i fell asleep on accendent with it still inside of me and the next morning i wolk up with the screw driver on my night stand a blanket over me and my mom sitting in a corner crying What should i do

lmaooooooo t’f x) ask your mom to buy you a real dildo then, or get the real shit, i’m right here. ;)


Anonymous asked:
are you bi ? cuz i think your cute af (x

sorry bro, i’m straight. :b


Anonymous asked:
how did you make your sidebar look like an old picture? ;o i wanna edit mine like that .-. </3

befunky.com the viewfinder effect. :p